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Dream Lover
02:24
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"Hi... We've been waiting for your call. We love talking on the phone and having a good time"
Las Vegas nights... beach bunnies in g-strings... You'll become very aroused!
chorus
I'm your dream, dream lover,
come closer baby
dream, dream lover
I'll make your dreams come TRUE...
Finding girls who like having their arseholes blown is actually pretty easy,
all I have to do is ask...
chorus
You gotta see it to believe it,
my girls give as good as they get
chorus
Kissing and licking big beautiful buns is what I live for,
back again,
it's time for the Buttman to party!
chorus
"If you want the best, call now...
We'll leave you feeling ahh *giggle*, *giggle*, *squeee*
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2. |
Rubber Rosie
01:26
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Sex toys, child porn actor,
sweet taste, photo's by Lance Kincaid,
Thailand paedophile, sweet recollection,
sex tour, underwear, soiled lingerie
Organ builder - hyperamiator,
Rubber Rosie come and talk to me,
nude wives are waiting to hear from you,
all hot and sticky just like your dreams...
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Buttocks
01:38
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Waed! Woo hoo hoo, yeah
*pant*, *pant*, *pant*
Phwaooooorrr,
Yeh, yeh, yeh
chorus
BUTTOCKKKSSSS,
BUTTOCKKKSSSS
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4. |
Soiled
02:41
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Sex and drugs and Shakespeare,
I've read that magazine,
that club of soft-ons
the members have gangrene
Engorgment of the shawarma,
the chickens pecking now,
reams of rings,
as Shakespeare sings his song
chorus
and all I could think of doing,
was writing on the wall,
the end for all,
a tragedy in song...
Tell me, tell me, tell me,
what the hell is wrong,
a problem shared,
inflicted on us all
chorus
Signs, signs, signs
chorus
and as the orgy started,
I licked a festid scab,
the pus oozed out,
the pus oozed out of that
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5. |
207 Kink-O-Rama
01:51
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207 Kink-O-Rama,
207 Kink-O-Rama,
It's weird sex in a new dimension,
It's weird sex on a hot compilation
chorus
Grandpa Gregor loves anal fucking,
he's a wet sex refugee,
Grandpa Gregor loves anal fucking,
he's a wet sex refugee
It's 207 Kink-O-Rama
207 Kink-O-Rama
207 Kink-O-Rama
207 Kink-O-Rama
chorus
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6. |
Obscene Phonecall
01:52
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Obscene phonecalls,
obscene these phonecalls
obscene phonecalls bring on a new perspective
when they occur
Fucking session, fucking session, fucking session
obscene phonecalls take on a new perspective
when they occur...
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7. |
Dream Cum True
02:28
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C'mon sweet pea 1-2-3
I know you know these dreams are free,
the body language is telling me,
c'mon baby and sell me a dream (yeah)
I'm wrong again,
I'm wrong again I find,
I'll write anything as long as it rhymes,
I haven't seen you for the longest time,
but babe I'll love you for the rest of my life...
Bea, my wife of 15 years is an attractive blonde in her mid 30's,
she has a drop dead figure, beautiful hair and a large ass.
I love fucking Bea, but have always dreamed of watching her give another man one hell of a screw!
Well, during my wife's work Christmas party she flirted with various bankers pretending to hit on them. There was one broker in particular, Bill, who kept trying to get Bea into bed. My wife confessed she would have taken him up on his offer if she wasn't married!
I got my wife semi-drunk and invited Bill over to our house for a nightcap. During the drive home Bill and me felt Bea up. I slid my wife's sheer white dress up to her waist while Bill slid his hand in through the side.... and after removing all of Bea's clothes when we arrived at the house, Bill carries my naked wife into the bedroom and mounted her. It didn't take long before Bill had her legs hanging over his shoulders giving her the plunging of her life as my prone nubile wife practically moaned as her co-worker plunged his 9'' tool into her.
I stepped out to fix myself a scotch and sour. When I came back, the bedroom door was locked. I spent the rest of my night masturbating to my wife's moans of ecstasy as her multiple orgasms shook the walls!
I was truly in paradise...
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8. |
Bay City Rollers
02:27
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The Bay City Rollers are in town (hey)
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9. |
Slugsuit
01:59
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Helldog, sweet cherry,
smokin' bod, sweating hot and heavy,
hit me harder baby
make me bleed,
in my slugsuit baby,
Bleed, Bleed, Bleed, Bleeeed
Hot spunk, hot cherry,
now I'm feeling
feelin' merry
hot times, hot 'n heavy,
got my girl on my arm,
and I'm cruisin' in my Chevy
Hit me harder baby
make me bleed,
in my slugsuit baby,
Bleed, Bleed, Bleed, Bleeeed
Hot spunk, hot cherry,
Hot sperm, hot cherry,
Hot spunk, hot cherry
Hot sperm, sweet cherry
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11. |
Executive Leisure Video
02:36
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12. |
Piss Party
02:03
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13. |
Ernie Sigley
02:07
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14. |
Full of It
01:25
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15. |
If Barkin's All Ya Got
01:53
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Sphagnum Core Sydney, Australia
Radio jingles + indie rock
90% of this was written and recorded on the spot using a
motley combination of decrepit instruments, drum machines and musicians.
The bands initial inspiration were the porn-video catalogues that kept arriving in our letterbox from Canberra each month - hence song titles like 'The Enema Marathon', and 'Teenage Sperm'.
Sydney via NZ and Melbourne.
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